2 Jokes
I was listening to a podcast called, ‘Earn Your Leisure’ about two months ago while shaving. Comedian Steve Harvey was being interviewed. He told a brief story about a number of years ago when his management team (or something like that) had a speech therapist–or linguist of some sort, come to his home to begin sessions to improve his proper English-speaking skills. His management expected this to create more opportunities for him.
According to Steve, when the woman arrived at his mansion and explained to him what she was there to do, he simply responded to her, “I ain’t fitna do that.”
Surprised, the linguist elegantly said, “Pardon me? Can you repeat that?”
Without much emotion, Steve again said, “I ain’t fitna do that.”
Knowing she had him, the linguist stated, “Sir, that is exactly why I am here.” “We are going to polish your English to open more career opportunities for you.”
Unimpressed with the linguist’s sarcasm, the consummate comedian retorted, “What sounds better to you?: ..I am broke? ..or I’m iz Rich!
–Lol in my laughing fit, I almost dropped my shaving stick. The interviewers and audience on the podcast were all laughing.
I was telling one of my parents about this joke the other day, looking forward to a shared sentiment of hardy laughter; Instead lol..it went something like the first part and middle part(punchline) of this funny Key and Peele clip. ..LOL. I can now fully enjoy my recent conversation with that loved one in retrospect.
*Sigh* 🙂 …Life and it’s simple pleasures.
~ KG
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